Top Ten Reasons I Can't WAIT to Move, I Hate My Neighbors Edition

1.  I'd like to be able to open a window without worrying about the following: overhearing the neighbors, smelling cigarette smoke, or worrying about the cat getting out.
2. Having grass would be nice.  
3. Being able to use the laundry room without having weird neighbors up your ass, taking your laundry out of the dryer before it's dry, and hogging the machines. 
4. On the same note as number four: not having to hoard quarters. 
5. Not having to smell pot smoke wafting down from upstairs.
6. Not having our upstairs neighbors.
7. Not having neighbors. Period. 
8. Being able to spread out and leave our crap everywhere. 
9. Not being chased (literally chased) down the road by the random religious folk bearing fliers who appear in the downtown a few times a year. 
10. Being able to shower without a kid tapping on the window to say, "Hi!"