Sunday, September 25, 2011
A Discussion Between Husband and Wife
Wife: Honey, could you clear off the porch today?
Husband: Sighing Yeah, I guess I can. Just, you know, could you please try to pick up after yourself when you're out there? Most of that mess is yours.
Wife recalls the freeze pop wrappers, dirty underwear, boots, un-rinsed dinner plates, and Call of Duty video games she has been picking up off the floor for the past five years.
Wife considers punching husband in face.
Wife resists because three-year-old daughter is sitting beside them, and had recently had a discussion on the importance of "gentle hands."
Wife: Sure, hun, sure...